Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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