stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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