I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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