idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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