That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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