That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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