It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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