She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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