I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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