found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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