Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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