I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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