just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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