ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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