If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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