WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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