I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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