i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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