They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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