would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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