there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
