Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
