make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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