i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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