i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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