They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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