So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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