My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm both gender and math confused
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