Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
