The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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