Dual....:-)
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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