We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
third nipple confirmed
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
