Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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