Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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