Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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