No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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