I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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