My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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