Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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