i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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