I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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