Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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