question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
