I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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