I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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