i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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