It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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