it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
