at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
