I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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