i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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