The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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