Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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