The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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