You're so nebulous sometimes
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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