Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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