their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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