Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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