I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think I sprained my soul last night
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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